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taako-youknowfromtv:

biganimalcrossing:

watch unraveled please im begging

[Video description. The video shows Brian David Gilbert, a young white man with chin length brown hair. He’s wearing a suit and round glasses. Intense music plays in the background.

Transcription:

[Calmly but intensely] "But it’s okay that I haven’t played a Sonic game because that means I haven’t been tainted. I have never beheld the false Sonic. Only someone blind to the modern blasphemies of the Sonic franchise could see as clearly as I.”

[Building in volume until he’s just full on screaming] “Because if a hedgehog could commune with the dead, be resurrected, run with infinite energy, and have his gospel prophesy the future than either Sonic is a god or could kill god and I do not care if there is a difference!

/end Description]

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theragingaviator:

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Aaaaaand here’s a big sketch dump with some character designs and a little bnha style study

alpha-centaurius:

thenimbus:

blindbirdnerd:

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

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girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

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vampire-dude:

sn0wbro:

a collection of conductor memes that;

- i don’t know why i was compelled to make

- are available for your use

@terfs-can-choke @space-minivan

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forfawkssake:

myterribletwenties:

myterribletwenties:

dylanolinski:

pale-unic0rn:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

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Monster DMs

fjordfocused:

Archfey DMs: One of your adventures is at a masquerade. Has character voices and multiple-paragraph backstory for every NPC you meet. Rewards XP for flattery.

Dragon DMs: One of your party is going to die, absolutely. No character voices, only yelling. Loot is very, very good.

Goblin DMs: Going to throw gold coins at you when unsure what else to do. Encounters are twelve ¼ CR enemies. Most likely to have a NPC named after dicks.

Lich DMs: You thought were done with that storyline but not so fast. Don’t touch that, it’s probably cursed. Dry sense of humor.

Mimic DMs: Amazing voice range and skill. Dungeons feature multiple dead-ends. Plot of campaign stolen wholesale from stories they like.

Vampire DMs: Is going to use your backstory and make you regret it. Will let you seduce the villains. Ravenloft campaign.

(via jelloapocalypse)

phase2:

A Motherfucker Could Use A Kiss On The Lips

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h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

onceler-birthing:

h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

getting pretty tired of people vandalizing the austin powers wiki

You know what. This post really unsettled me because back in like june or july i vandalized the austin power fan wiki and on austin powers’ page i changed his name to “Steve Harvey” and under his alias i put “Mr. Fuck” and other things. I think you know. I’m so fucking sorry hotbobby

and so the cheese draws out the mouse

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thotmatrixprinter:

iguanamouth:

hellionesque:

fourofthem:

ubespongecake:

We’re finally killing animé

#[Ice T voice] they’re called weaboos

diD YOU ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE THOUGH IT’S THE FUNNIEST SHIT

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I’M GONNA FUCKING

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cabwaylingo:

cryptotradwife:

cabwaylingo:

can you even die at 5am

You can, but not by blade or poison. No unatural tool of man’s creation can bring you down.

the only thing that can kill you at 5am is thinking “itll be fine if i have another cup of coffee!”